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Mac Better Than PC

10 reasons why a MAC is better than a PC

10. If you want to crash your MAC, you don't need to try too hard.

 9. You can't get confused about which button to press on the mouse.
    There is only one.

 8. A MAC makes a better paperweight.

 7. You don't have to worry about upgradability when you buy your MAC.
    There is no such thing.

 6. You don't need to worry about homework since you'll be so busy trying
    to work your MAC that you won't have time to do homework.

 5. You don't have to worry about learning how to use complex command
    line parameters. The MAC can't do anything complex anyway.

 4. You don't have to worry about Multi-tasking since the MAC can't do it
    anyway.

 3. You don't have to worry about filling up your hard drive. Those
    oversized applications will do it for you.

 2. If you need to lose weight, buying a MAC will cut in to your food
    budget, hence limiting you opportunity to get food.

 1. If you buy a MAC, you don't have to worry about over spending. You
    don't have any money left.

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