Wesley

The Top Ten episodes getting rid of Wesley on StarTrek: The Next Generation:


10:  After slugging down six Shirley Temple's in 10-forward, Wes
     stumbles to the holodeck, which he commands to "take me to hell."
     His broken body is later found on the empty holodeck in a pool of
     vomit.

 9:  Wesley gets gang-raped by a group of female Klingons.

 8:  Riker gets carried away executing an order from Picard to "knock
     the little snot around a bit."

 7:  Data catches him tossing off.  Uncomprehending, he requires a
     detailed explanation from Wesley, who dies of embarrassment.

 6:  Extensive lab analysis of a green slime found on one of the
     control panels uncovers the fact that our favorite ensign has,
     once again, been picking his nose.  He is summarily fired.

 5:  Wes gets gang-raped by a group of male Klingons.

 4:  On an earlier episode, Wes got to kiss a girl who turned into a
     Chewbacca-like creature.  Here, she returns, and they once again
     get involved.  (Un)fortunately, once she gets really heated, she
     mutates back into a wookie and forces Wesley to be her cringing
     sex slave.  She then tears him limb from limb and eats him.

 3:  In a rare episode involving characters from both ST and ST:TNG,
     Spock attempts a Vulcan mind-meld with Weasley.  Spock barely
     survives, spending the next several days scratching himself and
     whining.

 2:  Worf notices a Romulan ship on the scanners, and sends Wesley down
     to clean out the photon tubes.  Later, someone makes a comment
     about the needs of the many having outweighed the needs of the few.

1:  Wes gets involved in a deviant sexual practice known as "tribble
    stuffing," not realizing that tribbles multiply _anywhere_.  Even
    an emergency laser enema by Dr. Crusher fails to save him.