Farmer joke

A cowboy traveling cross country stops at a farm.  He asks the farmer if 
he can talk to the farmer's dog.  The farmer says "Sure, but he can't 
talk back."  The cowboy asks the dog how he likes it on the farm and the 
dog answers right back in perfect english "Hey, it's great, I get fed 
twice a day, have the run of the farm, get a walk every night, and if it 
rains I get to sleep inside...it's great!"  The farmer is blown away.  
he can't believe his dog can talk.  The cowboy then asks the farmer if 
he can talk to his horse, the farmer says "Sure, I've never seen him 
talk, but you're welcome to try."  The cowboy asks the horse how he 
likes it on the farm and the horse says, again in perfect english,  
"It's wonderful, I get a feedbag every day, have the run of the pasture 
and a great barn to sleep in when it snows."  The farmer can't believe 
it!  The cowboy then asks the farmer if he can talk to his sheep.  The 
farmer thinks about it for a second and then says..."Well, I guess so, 
BUT THOSE SHEEP ARE GODDAM LIARS!"