THE PENGUIN

A penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke 
down. He waddled to the nearest phone to call AAA.  His car 
was quickly towed to the nearest garage where the mechanic 
told him he would need a couple of hours to check out the car.  
The penguin, being a good natured bird, didn't complain but 
wandered off to find the closest supermarket.  He proceeded 
to the frozen foods section and hung out near the fish sticks. 
After an hour he got in the freezer next to the vanilla ice 
cream and ate several gallons. Then he saw the time and went 
back to the garage covered in ice cream.  The mechanic walked 
over to him wiping his hands and shaking his head saying, 
"It looks like you blew a seal."  Blushing, the penguin said, 
"Oh no! It's just ice cream."