There was a Yale professor who was touring the South lecturing on illeriate Southerns and their inferiority to Northerns. While driving his new BMW, he came upon an unmarked dirt road intersection. He had an accident with an old man driving a beat up pick-up truck. The professor immediately jumped from his BMW and started lecturing the old man on how stupid Southern People were and that none of them knew how to drive. The old man calmly reached behind the seat and pulled out a jug of moon-shine. He handed the jug to the professor and told him, "I think we need to have a little drink to settle our nerves." The professor felt bad for yelling at the old man and since the accident was minor, he honored the old man's request by taking a big drink. The professor handed the jug back to the old man who put it back behind the seat. This action confused the professor who ask, "Aren't you going to have a drink?" The old man replied, "Yes, but I think I'll have mine after the State Trooper leaves!"