Anniversary Joke

 Three men go into a department store to buy their wives an anniversary
present.
The first man, from London, says, "I'll buy my wife a dress and a
bottle of perfume. That way, if she doesn't like the dress, she can always
wear the perfume!"
"That's a great idea," replied the guy from Birmingham.
"I too will buy my wife a dress and a bottle of perfume.
And again, if she doesn't like the dress, she can always wear the perfume!"
"Well, boys," says the Mancunian, "I'm going to do it a little different.
I'll buy my wife a dress and a dildo. So then, if she doesn't like the
dress, she can go fuck herself!"