Biker Joke

        There was this huge, hairy biker lying in a hospital bed, still fairly
groggy from the heavy sedation he was under.
        When he finally came fully awake, he hopped off his bed to get dressed
and fell flat on his arse.
        In absolute agony, the biker managed to get back up onto the bed and
started yelling out, waking up all the other patients.  A few minutes
later, a doctor came running into the room and tried to calm the biker
down.
        "Please sir," said the doctor.  "You must try to calm down."
        "Calm down? How the fuck can i calm down?" said the biker.
        "I know how you must feel," said the doctor.  "You've had a pretty
horrendous accident and we had to amputate both of your legs, i'm so
sorry."
        "Fuck the legs," screamed the biker.  "I wanna know who the arsehole
was, who stole my boots!"