A lady takes her car to the mechanic. The mechanic checks the the car and tells the lady "It looks like you blew a seal" the lady answers back wiping her mouth "No, that just a little mayonaise from lunch!" ------- Did you hear about the baby seal that walked into a club? --- Baby seal goes into a bar, the Barman says "What'll it be?". The seal replies "Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks!". ------- A baby harp seal was crawling around the rocky shores out in the open. A greenpea$e person ran over to it and said, "Don't you know there are evil men out here to kill you and take your skin? Why are you out here in the open?" The seal replied, "Beats me!"