Superman JokeSuperman is getting tired of being a superhero. So, he decides to go out and have some fun. He flys to gotham city and asks batman if he wants to go with him, get drunk, and get laid. Batman says no man, I gotta protect gotham city, you know. So superman flys to spiderman and asks him if he wants to go out, get drunk, and get laid. Spiderman also refuses by saying he has to protect the city. So superman goes alone. He's flying along when he sees wonder woman spread eagle, right in the middle of nowhere. He thinks to himself "I'm as fast as a speeding bullet. I'll giver her a quick pop and she won't notice" So superman flys down, fucks her and flys back up. Wonder woman says "What the fuck was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but my ass is really killing me..." |