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Little Johnny Part 49

A teacher had just read a quote and said "Who was that a quote of?"

A little black boy raised his hand "That was Malcolm X, Mrs. Smith!"

"Good job, billy" she responded, "Because you got the quote right, you have 
the option of not coming to school on Monday."  The little boy thought about 
it for a while and responded "No thank you, Mrs. Smith, school is important to 
me and I don't want to miss a day."

"okay, if that's what you want" Mrs. Smith thought for a moment, "Alright, 
here comes another quote, the first one to get it right has the same option 
Billy had."  She proceded to read part of Martin Luther King's "I have a 
dream" speech.  Another Little black boy raised his hand. "Yes Joey?"

"That was Martin Luther King!"  He said, happily.

"Good," responded the teacher "now, you have the option of missing school 
monday. "

"No thanks," responded Joey, "I agree with Billy, school is important!"

Jim, a little white boy said "Stupid fucking niggers" under his breath, but 
unfortunately Mrs. Smith heard him.  "Who Said That?!?"  She demanded.

Jim stood up.  "Mark Fuhrman, see you tuesday."

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