A tattoo joke
A man walks into a toilet and starts to use the urinal. As he stands there, he happens to notice that the black man next to him has something tattooed onto his penis. 'Hey - I've got WENDY tattoed on my penis too.', says the man. The black man turns to look at him and says, 'Naw, man mine says WELCOME TO JAMAICA. HAVE A NICE DAY'!