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Free Willy!

Who is this Willy dude?

Twenty quotes from "Free Willy" that might answer the question:

  "Get behind him, we'll cut him off!"
  "I got him!"
  "I got a real special friend called "Willy""
  "Willy got his moods, you know? You dont bother him - he don't bother you!"
  "I love Willy!"
  "Willy is very smart, but also very nasty!"
  "I saw what you did! I'm sure Willy is grateful"
  "You want me to put it in your mouth?"
  "Hey this is not Willy!"
  " "The Willy Show", that might make some money"
  "This could be big!"
  "Willy is 12 years old, 7 meters long and weighs about 3.5t."
  "Big splash Willy!"
  "They tried to kill Willy, so we stole him."
  "As long as we keep him wet he'll be allright."
  "I have to do what is best for Willy, I'm his only friend!"
  "Willy likes to be petted!"
  "Come on Willy, OH YES, good boy"
  "I feel sorry for Willy, he's much to old to live in captivity!"
  "Oh Annie....keep him wet..."

					Thomas Clemen
					Denmark

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