The director of the Canadian CIA (actually called CSIS) calls in his personnel manager and tells him that they need to hire a new secret agent. The presonnel manager says.."no problem. I'll just go to our file of recent applicants and we'll get started with the interviews". Much to his surprize however, there are only three recent applications on file, one from a fellow from Ontario, one from a man in Quebec and another from a guy in Newfoundland. Well they all show up for an interview and they are all put through a rigorous battery of physical and mental tests. At the end of the day, the personnel manager meets with the three applicants and tells them that they should all show up the next morning with their wives for one final test. The next morning, they all show up with their wives. The director and the presonnel manager take the applicants aside. The director says "This final test is the loyalty test". Your wives have been taken into three separate rooms. He hands each man a gun and says "each of you will now go into your wife's room and shoot her as a sign of your loyalty to CSIS". As each man turns to go to his wife's room the Director and Personnel manager look at each other and smile and nod. But before the man from Ontario even gets to his wife's room he turns around and says. "I can't do it. I've been married to my wife for 10 years. I love her and I won't even consider harming her for CSIS. I quit" He collect his wife and they leave hugging each other. The fellow from Quebec goes into his wife's room and closes the door. A minute later he and his wife emerge. The fellow from Quebec says "Monsieur Directeur ..hy loave mi wife. Hy cannot arm er" . He and his wife leave, embracing and kissing each other. The fellow from Newfoundland enters his wife's room and closes the door. A minute later there is a terrible ruckus in the room. Chairs and tables being turned over, screaming, yelling, breaking glass and then......silence. The Newfie come out of the room, sweating, clothes torn, scratched and bleeding. The Director, very alarmed, grabs the newfie and says, "What the hell happened in there". The newfie shakes his head and says, "Some asshole put blanks in my gun.....and.... I had to strangle her".