Canadian CIA

The director of the Canadian CIA (actually called CSIS) calls in his
personnel manager and tells him that they need to hire a new secret
agent. 

The presonnel manager says.."no problem. I'll just go to our file of
recent applicants and we'll get started with the interviews".

Much to his surprize however, there are only three recent applications
on file, one from a fellow from Ontario, one from a man in Quebec and
another from a guy in Newfoundland.

Well they all show up for an interview and they are all put through a
rigorous battery of physical and mental tests. At the end of the day,
the personnel manager meets with the three applicants and tells them
that they should all show up the next morning with their wives for one
final test.

The next morning, they all show up with their wives. The director and
the presonnel manager take the applicants aside. The director says
"This final test is the loyalty test". Your wives have been taken into
three separate rooms. He hands each man a gun and says "each of you
will now go into your wife's room and shoot her as a sign of your
loyalty to CSIS".  As each man turns to go to his wife's room the
Director and Personnel manager look at each other and smile and nod.

But before the man from Ontario even gets to his wife's room he turns
around and says. "I can't do it. I've been married to my wife for 10
years. I love her and I won't even consider harming her for CSIS. I
quit" He collect his wife and they leave hugging each other.

The fellow from Quebec goes into his wife's room and closes the door.
A minute later he and his wife emerge. The fellow from Quebec says
"Monsieur Directeur ..hy loave mi wife. Hy cannot arm er" . He and his
wife leave, embracing and kissing each other.

The fellow from Newfoundland enters his wife's room and closes the
door. A minute later there is a terrible ruckus in the room. Chairs
and tables being turned over, screaming, yelling, breaking glass and
then......silence.

The Newfie come out of the room, sweating, clothes torn, scratched and
bleeding.  The Director, very alarmed,  grabs the newfie and says,
"What the hell happened in there". 

The newfie shakes his head and says, "Some asshole put blanks in my
gun.....and.... I had to strangle her".