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Shoot, why not?

* According to police in Circleville, Ohio, in December, Elaine Pope fired
one shot at ex-husband Charles R. Pope, hitting him in the chest as he
slept, and would have fired several more times had the gun not jammed.  

According to a detective, Pope then woke up, was unaware that he had been
shot, and tried to get Mrs. Pope to have sex with him.  Mrs. Pope declined,
saying, "I just shot you." 

[Columbus Dispatch, Dec94]







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