First sex for Timmy

Young Timmy returned from school all smiles.  His mom asked, "Why are
you beaming, Timmy?"
Timmy exclaimed, "I had SEX for the first time today!"
Horrified, his mother sent him to his room to answer to his father
when he returned home from work later.
Upon returning home, the wife told her husband he should go to Timmy's
room and ask him what he did today.  
Timmy's father asked, "Timmy, what did you do at school today?"
"I had SEX for the first time today!"
Timmy's father was naturally proud of his son but of course couldn't
let his wife know.  While he told his wife Timmy should be confined to
his room with no dinner, he secretly arranged to sneak young Timmy out
to the bar with him later for his first beer now that he is a man.
At the bar, Timmy's father (beaming with pride) quieted the bar.  He
said, "Timmy, tell all the guys what you did at school today."
"I had SEX for the first time today!", was his reply with beer in
hand.
After the roar of the crowd subsided someone from the back of the bar
yelled, "Hey Timmy, What are you gonna do tomorrow at school?"
Timmy yelled back, "I'm gonna have SEX again if my asshole isn't
sore!"