Di and Dolly

Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. 
Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven.  Unfortunately, there's 
only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them gets 
in.

St. Peter asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to 
heaven, so she takes off her top and says, "Look at these.  They're the most 
perfect ones God ever created, and I'm sure it will please him to be able to 
see them every day for eternity."

St. Peter thanks Dolly, and asks Diana the same question.  Diana drops her 
skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, 
and douches with it.

St. Peter says, "OK, Diana, you may go in.  Have a nice day."

Dolly is outraged.  She screams, "What was that all about?  I show you two of 
God's own creations, she performs a disgusting, pornographic act, and she gets 
in and I don't?!!!"

"Sorry, Dolly, but a royal flush beats a pair any day."