Santa's bad year

 Santa was having a bad year. He got up and couldn't find his
boots, and Mrs Clause finally came in and found it for him and
when he bent over to put it on he ripped a big hole in his pants.
Labor strikes by the elves had put him way behind schedule, the
reindeer were sick, and to top it off someone had stolen his
sleigh and he couldn't get a replacement until December 31. He
went to the barn to see if the reindeer were ready, but they were
all hung over from the christmas party the night before.  He went
in to his house and slammed the door and broke the glass.  He
went for a drink of milk but it was sour and the cookies were
stale.  Some angels saw that Santa Claus was in a bad mood, so
they decided to cheer him up.  The angels went out and got the
biggest, bushiest Christmas tree they could find, and off they
went to Santa's house.  They knocked on the door, and when Santa
Claus opened the door, the angels shouted, "Merry Christmas,
Santa!  Where would you like your tree?"
 And this is how the angel got on top of the Christmas tree.