Shitty Religions

I got these from a T-Shirt I recieved for XMas; Thought it might get a 
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		SHITTY RELIGIONS

TAOISM:  Shit Happens.
HARE KRISHNA:  Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
HINDUISM:  This Shit Happened Before.
ISLAM:  If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage.
ZEN:  What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
ATHEISM:  No Shit.
BUDDISM:  When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
CONFUCIANISM:  Confucius Say, "Shit Happens."
7TH DAY ADVENTIST:  Shit Happens On Saturdays.
PROTESTANTISM:  Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder.
CATHOLICISM:  If Shit Happens, I Deserve It.
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS:  Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens."
UNITARIUM:  What Is This Shit?
MORMON:  Shit Happens Again & Again & Again.
JUDAISM:  Why Does This Shit Always Happen to Me?
RASTAFARIANISM:  Let's Smoke This Shit.