The Suprise

A man at work was approached by his buddie about going  out after work for a few drinks. The man
explained to his friend that his wife would never allow him to go drinking with his friends, so he 
better not do it. The buddy assured him that he had the solution to that little problem. "Tonight,
when you get home, sneek into bed, slide down under the sheets, pull down your wife's panties,
and give her oral sex. They love it! It works every time." The man had not really tried that before, so
he agreed to take the chance. They went out and had a great evening, and when the man got
home late that night, he sneeked into bed, slid down under the covers, pulled down his wife's
panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned and he realized that everything was 
going to work-out just fine! But in the middle of the act, he realized he had to take a leek , so he
whispered that he would return, got out of bed, and went down the hall to the bathroom. When
he walked in, he was amazed to see his wife in there! "What are you doing in here?" he asked.
"SHHHH!!! You'll wake up my mother!" she replied.