Bill Gates Joke (really, its a joke, not a thread!)

      Bill Gates dies and heads up to the pearly gates (no
relation). Saint Peter meets him there and says, "Well,
you've led an... interesting life, Bill.  To be perfectly
honest, we're not quite sure which place to send you.
So we're going to let you decide."
      Gates swallows nervously and says, "Okay".  Saint
Peter snaps his fingers and they are instantly
transported to a sunny beach. There's beer and rock
music and gorgeous women playing volleyball.
      Gates says, "Hey, is this heaven? It's GREAT!" Saint
Peter says, "No, this is Hell.  Let me show you what
Heaven is like." He snaps his fingers again and they
are instantly transported to a serene city park.  There's
a soft breeze and birds are chirping and old people
are sitting on benches feeding pigeons and playing
chess.  Gates says, "Well, this is...  nice.
But, given a choice, I guess I'll take Hell."
      Saint Peter says, "You got it," and snaps his fingers.
Gates is instantly imbedded in molten lava where his
skin is flayed off in unspeakable agony.
All around him he can hear demonic laughter and the
screams of the damned.
      He looks up and shouts, "Hey, it wasn't like this!
Where's the beach?  Where's the babes?"
      Saint Peter looks down from his Sun workstation
and says, "Sorry, Bill.  That was the demo."