Shit happens

Shit Happens to Computers

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Computer Science:
     There's a bug somewhere in this shitttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Database:
     Where is that shit?
Compiler:
     I don't care if it's shit, as long as it has semicolons in the right
     places.
UNIX:
     Shit dumped.
VAX/VMS:
     No Privilege for attempted shit.
IBM/DOS:
     It's shit, but it's compatible.
Windows:
     The same shit as DOS, only GUIer.
X/Motif:
     That's another client's shit.
PDP-11:
     It USED to be good shit...
Cray:
     If this code weren't such a piece of shit, they wouldn't NEED a
     supercomputer...
Macintosh:
     ('nuff said)
Pascal:
     Hey! That shit's the wrong type!
C:
     It's shit, but it's efficient.
C++:
     It's shit that's in a CLASS by itself.
Assembler:
     0x000000: 53 68 69 74 20 48 61 70 70 65 6E 73 21
Ada:
     It's a PACKAGE of shit, AND it's PRIVATE shit.
Lisp:
     (defun Does_Shit_Happen(exp)(cond(t t)))
Fortran:
     It's shit, but I don't know any better.
Cobol:
     IT-IS-DEFINITELY-OLD-SHIT, BUT-IT'S-JOB-SECURITY.
BASIC:
     It's shit.