Memo: The Plain Facts, Or One Hell Of A Pickup Line

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				PLAIN FACTS.

Scientists have determined that the average time of intercourse is
four minutes.  The average strokes per minute is nine.  Making the
average intercourse consisting of 36 strokes.  Since the average
length is six inches, the average girl recieves 216 in., or 18 feet
per intercourse.  The average gril does it about three times a week,
fifty weeks a year and 150 times 18 makes it 2700 feet or just a
little over half a mile.  So, girls, if you're not getting your half
mile every year, WHY NOT LET THE MAN WHO GAVE YOU THIS TO READ HELP
YOU CATCH UP?