Bear Hunting

 A hunter goes into the forest one day. After looking around for a
while he sees a bear outlined on a ridge. He takes aim, squeezes the
trigger and BANG ... the bear dissapears.
 The hunter climbs the ridge but can't find the bear's body. Suddenly
something snatches his rifle . He turns and finds a nine foot tall
grizzly standing behind him.
 The bear says "Mate we got a rule in this here forest. If you shoot
at an animal and miss the animal gets to butt-fuck you." Not being in
a position to argue he has no choice. The bear bends him over and goes
through him.
 The hunter runs off in tears. When he gets back to his camp he grabs
another rifle and swears to get the damn bear. Off he sets.
  After a while he spots the bear on the same ridge. Aim, squeeze,
BANG ... the bear disappears again. 
 Up the ridge he goes looking for the corpse. Slap! The gun is knocked
out of his hands (Oh NO!!). A voice behind him says  "Mate we got a
rule in this here forest. If you shoot at an animal and miss the
animal gets to butt-fuck you." He turns and yep, it's the damn bear
again.
 Later, after pulling up his pants he waddles back to camp. He's just
about to pack up whenhe decides he can't live with the shame and gets
his other spare rifle.
 Back to the ridge, aim, squeze, BANG ... bear disappears. This time
he's SURE he got it. Up the ridge goes the hunter, looking looking
looking. The gun is knocked from his hands AGAIN. He turns AGAIN and
the bear is there AGAIN! The bear looks at him for a minute and says
"I don't think you come here just for the hunting, mate."