C&W Music....

A fellow goes to the doctor and tells the doctor that he is constipated
and no matter what he does he can't have a bowel movement. The doctor
tells him to get undressed and bend over the examining table.

The doctor gets down and looks up his asshole and he sees a cork. He
says to the patient, "I think I have found your problem." and removes
the cork and all of sudden he hears, "Drop kick me Jesus through the
goal posts of life, right down the centre," upon which he replaces the
cork and shakes his head in amazement.

Not being sure he really heard what he thought he heard he again removes
the cork and, "Drop kick me Jesus..........." and he again replaces the
cork and tells the patient I am completely baffled and am going to call
in a specialist.

So he calls the proctologist from across the corridor and when he
arrives in the examining room the first doctor says to the second doctor
listen to this, removes the cork and it starts, "Drop kick me Jesus...."
replaces the cork, turns to the second doctor and says, Isn' that the
strangest thing you have ever seen or heard?"

To which the second doctor replies, "Not really, any asshole can play
country and western!"