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Spicy!

     This man and this woman are riding next to each other on a plane.  The
woman  wakes  up as the man sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes  the  tip
off.   The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she was  still
dreaming.   A few minutes pass.  The man sneezes again.  He pulls  out  his
wang  and  wipes  the tip off.  The woman is about to go nuts.   She  can't
believe  that  such  a rude person exists.  A few minutes  pass.   The  man
sneezes yet again.  He takes his wang out and wipes the tip off.  The woman
has finally had enough.  She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've
sneezed and each time you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe  it
off!   What the hell kind of degenerate are you?"  The man replies,  "I  am
sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am.  I have a very rare condition such that
when  I  sneeze, I have an orgasm."  The woman then says, "Oh, how strange.
What are you taking for it?"  The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."

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