Bedside Manner

While on a tour conducted by the Head Nurse, the new hospital 
administrator happened to glance into a patient's room.  He was shocked 
to see a nurse giving the patient a hand job.  He demanded to know what 
was going on.  The Head Nurse replied, "Oh that?  The patient has a very 
rare condition, he must ejaculate every hour or he will die."  Though 
somewhat irregular, the Administrator realized that he had seen stranger 
things in his time, so he continued the tour without further comment.  On 
the next floor, he looked into another room and saw a nurse giving a 
patient a blow job.  The Administrator exploded with, "What the hell is 
going on in here?"  The Head Nurse looked into the room and calmly 
replied, "Oh that patient has the same disorder, but he has better 
insurance!"