Trailer Park people

When the doctor pulled down Johnson's pants, he was shocked to discover 
that that his penis is all mangled up. "Jesus!" he exclaimed. "What the 
hell happened to you?"

Despite his pain, Johnson blushed. " I had a real good thing goin, Doc," 
he explained.  "See, the girl who lives next to me in the trailerpark was 
a widowed not too long ago.  When she gets lonely, she takes a knothole 
out of the floor, puts in a hot dog and goes to work squatting over it. 
So I figured to myself, why not get into the action?

And then? prodded the doctor

Everyting was going great until last night, Some son of bitch rang the 
doorbell and she tried to kick the hot dog under the stove.