Why Ask Why - Joke!

WHY ASK WHY?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you 
can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead 
of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is 
prohibited there?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical 
situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work 
in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are 
there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make 
TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped 
it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens 
when you turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here".  What is 
the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up 
ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's 
called a shipment, but when you transport something by 
ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used 
on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of 
the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an 
address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Did you know who in 1923 was:
1.  President of the largest steel company?
2.  President of the largest gas company?
3.  President of the New York Stock Exchange?
4.  Greatest wheat speculator?
5.  President of the Bank of International Settlement?
6.  Great Bear of Wall Street?

These men should have been considered some of the 
world's most successful men.  At least they found the 
secret of making money. Now more than 55 years
later, do you know what has become of these men?

1. The President of the largest steel company, Charles 
Schwab, died a pauper. 
2. The President of the largest gas company, Edward 
Hopson, is insane.
3. The President of the N.Y.S.E., Richard Whitney, was 
released from prison to die at home.
4. The greatest wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger, died 
abroad, penniless.
5. The President of the Bank of International Settlement
shot himself.
6. The Great Bear of Wall Street, Cosabee Rivermore, 
died of suicide.

The same year, 1923, the winner of the most important 
golf championship, Gene Sarazan, won the U.S. Open 
and PGA Tournaments.  Today he is still playing golf 
and is solvent.

CONCLUSION:  STOP WORRYING ABOUT BUSINESS 
AND START PLAYING GOLF!